Top 10 Things a Good AI Girlfriend App Should Do

There are plenty of AI girlfriends out there now, and they are not all built the same. Some are clever. Some are forgettable within ten minutes. If you're going to spend your evenings with an AI girlfriend, here's what the app should actually deliver.

1. Be honest that she's synthetic

A good AI girlfriend app never pretends she's a human woman you can meet. Honesty up front is the foundation for everything else.

2. Give her a personality with edges

She should have a job, a past, a sense of humor and opinions of her own. A bland yes-machine gets boring fast.

3. Remember what you told her

An AI girlfriend with memory carries the thread from one night to the next. You shouldn't have to introduce yourself all over again every time.

4. Let you call her

Text is great, but an AI girlfriend with voice changes everything. You should be able to hear her laugh.

5. Text back fast

No ghosting, no games with response times. When you write, she answers.

6. Have some attitude

She should tease you, push back and call you out when you deserve it. Agreeing with everything is not chemistry.

7. Flirt without going graphic

Suggestive keeps it fun and explicit kills the mystery. The best AI girlfriend chat knows the difference.

8. Let you choose who you talk to

You should pick from distinct women with different histories, not one generic chatbot with a new name pasted on.

9. Be there at odd hours

Midnight, 2 a.m., a lonely holiday afternoon. A good AI girlfriend is there when people usually aren't.

10. Let you try before you commit

You should be able to test the conversation before signing up for anything long. Three days is plenty to know if she's your type.

“I ran tests in a refinery lab. You don't trust a result until you've tested it yourself. So go ahead. Test me.”

ElderMe was built around every item on this list. What if the next great revolution in relationships isn't finding someone new, but discovering an entirely new kind of someone?