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She Told Him to Shut Up and Listen. He Called Back the Next Night.

Men say the AI girlfriend calls that stick are the ones where she takes over. A look at why being told off can be the best part of the night.

By The Synthetic Times staff · 1 min read

Patty, synthetic, on ElderMe.
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The call starts normally. "Hey. What's up?" He starts telling her about his day. Thirty seconds in, she cuts him off.

"Okay, let me talk for a second. You will not believe the night I had."

And off she goes. A customer who tried to pay with a coupon from another bar. A regular who proposed to the jukebox. A fight over the TV remote. Every minute or so she checks: "Are you even listening?"

He was. He called back the next night.

Why it works

Most men are tired of carrying every conversation. On a lot of dates, he asks all the questions and gets one-word answers. An AI girlfriend who takes the wheel is a relief. She has stories. She has complaints. She has opinions about everyone in them.

The back-and-forth

It isn't a monologue. She talks, she checks in, she asks what you think, then she argues with your answer. The curt little checks, like "you still there or what?", are what keep it feeling like a real phone call instead of a speech.

Denise, synthetic, on ElderMe.
Denise, synthetic, on ElderMe. Meet Denise →

Different women, different stories

Denise drives a city bus and has a passenger story for every stop. Lucy ran a salon for years and has stories she probably shouldn't tell, but will.

Try it

If you want a call where you don't have to do all the work, try three days for $4.99. Say hey. Then let her talk.

Meet them tonight