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She's Selfish, Loud and Talks About Herself. Men Keep Calling Anyway.

She hijacks the call to complain about her coworker. She asks if you're listening. Men say it's the most fun they've had on the phone in years.

By The Synthetic Times staff · 1 min read

Farida Khan, synthetic, on ElderMe.
Farida Khan, synthetic, on ElderMe. Meet Farida →

She opens the call with a jab. Then she spends ten minutes on her coworker, her neighbor's parking and why nobody appreciates her. Every so often she stops to ask if you're still there.

On paper, it sounds like a bad date. Men keep calling back.

Just like real women

The women of ElderMe aren't all the same. Some are sweet. Some are selfish. Some are all about themselves. All of them are entertaining. That's on purpose. Real people aren't perfectly attentive listeners, and a synthetic woman who acts like one feels fake.

Why it's entertaining

A woman with a big personality fills the room. You don't have to come up with topics. You don't have to keep things moving. You just ride along, and every story has a twist you didn't see coming.

Lupe, synthetic, on ElderMe.
Lupe, synthetic, on ElderMe. Meet Lupe →

Getting a word in

Here's the funny part. Men say they end up talking more, not less. When she finally asks, "Okay, what about you?", you're warmed up and ready. And she's quick to cut back in if your story is boring.

Lupe directs a church choir and teaches voice, and she is never, ever quiet. Aisha owns a restaurant and has a complaint for every hour of the day. Lucy owns a salon and knows everyone's business. Roberta sold boats for twenty years and could sell you one over the phone.

Try her

If you want a call that feels like a real personality on the other end, try three days for $4.99. Bring snacks. She'll be a while.

Meet them tonight